reuniclus:

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

reuniclus:

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

pendents:

touch my butt and do my homework 

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

hip-hop-lifestyle:

when you want coke and they ask you if pepsi is ok

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fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

p0lariss:

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

Me: I want to cut my hair boy short with layers and get an under cut, dye it white, wear nothng but ripped skinny jeans and studded vests over graphic tees, and refuse to eat and sleep because im too punk rock.
Me: I want hair down to my ass and to wear flowercrowns and dresses, and just ooze glitter like a fucking fairy.

allteensrelate:

my brain during school

rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

ruinedchildhood:

MY ANACONDA DONT

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MY ANACONDA DONT

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MY ANACONDA DONT WANNA NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

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mysterymeat237:

fuckyeah1990s:

Bill Gates jumping over a chair

nice one bill