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and mom said i would be late for the bus

an-egg:

I FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD

BITE THE PILLOW I’M GOING IN DRY

what disney character am i most like?

son im VERY disappointed in you

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the best 5 seconds of any song ever

Hysterical!

Falling asleep on the train/bus…

Expectation:

Reality:

tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow

i hate it when kids are assholes you cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9 and they know this those smug little shits

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Hysterical!

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap

Do horses say hold your humans when they tell other horses to calm down