im getting this tattooed on my ass
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
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“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
I tried to scroll past this. I really did.
mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom stop. I want to play with my friends
Lenny I’ve told you a hundred times that tommy benson is just bad news. We’re going home.
remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina
step 1 go to programs and then delete the file called League of legends cogratulationis your computer is fixed also your life
listening to a sad song that has a nice beat